Time to Switch?

Drinking coffee could help you squeeze more time out of life, a new study contends. Put differently, tea drinkers die younger. And I’d hate to be a milky.

Which brings me to you, Vera: it might be time to think about switching from milk to java. A double espresso not only promises to give you a boost at day care (helping to thwart off the threats from Augie the tiger) but also might just add years to your life.

Your 3rd birthday is Saturday. I’m thinking a Starbucks card might be a good gift.